Please forgive me if I take a moment for a little self-indulgence.
Yesterday we finally had a closing on the Chatterbox.
Yay !!!
You may ask, “What took so long?”
There is a remarkably simple explanation to this debacle, and it is all summed up in one easy acronym, NJDOT.
It is a terrorist organization.
Anyway, it is finally over. Two plus years ago was our last day. A few days after that we had a get-together for any and all, present and past employees. A chance to come in, see old co-workers and say good-bye to the one old friend that we all had in common, The Chatterbox.
The next morning when I came into the Chatterbox, I sat down and wrote the following essay.
I hope you like it.
Thanks for the indulgence.
It was early evening on April 30 of 2003. Twilight was setting in and I was still able to walk around in the cavernous dining room without turning any lights on. I ambled around flipping various switches saying to myself, “I wonder what this one does?”
About an hour previous, I was handed the keys to what would become The Chatterbox Drive-In. Poking around the rest of the building and still flipping random switches, I wondered again,
“What have I done, what have I gotten myself into?”
This morning I walked into the same cavernous dining room and flicked on the small lights over the booths that light the room with an incredible welcoming glow. It was beautiful. The sights and sounds of this once vibrant building, while now somewhat reduced, are as much a part of me as anything that I’ve ever done.
But little by little the building is slowly dying.
Not from any disease or ailment, just from the natural course of events that change things from year to year.
Last night this “home away from home” was filled with many of its past and present workers. We closed the doors this past Monday, Labor Day, for the last time.
A “farewell party” as it were.
It was a truly magical event that will help the Chatterbox live on in the hearts and minds of those of us who love it so much. I know that our customers loved it, but until you live and experience the true everyday “life” of the Chatterbox you cannot appreciate the inherent vitality that was here……..
Runners sweeping in and out of the kitchen where, if you listen closely when the door opens, you can hear the crackle of the fryers, the incessant whirr of the giant exhaust fans, and the seemingly incoherent chatter on the cooking line that keeps the kitchen running like a well-rehearsed ballet.
“6 burgers all day”
“Drop 3 dogs”
“Where’s my clams?”
“86 Lobster rolls!”
“T5 is ready!”
Ding! Ding! Ding! goes the bell, hurriedly summoning a food runner back who was coming anyway.
It was all music to my ears.
Out front, the constant patter of the customers, talking over the music, sometimes made listening to orders a challenge.
“Did you say Chatterburger or Cheddar burger?”
“No ice?”
Or the ever popular, “You want fries with that?”
Again, music to my ears.
Now there is silence.
Even the hum of the ice machine is gone.
Somehow it seems……. right?
For 15 years I came here early in the morning, every day, even Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Easter.
Just to check.
Make sure all is good.
Now I still get here early. I’m not sure why. There are no orders to place or receive, no employees to greet or customers to serve.
Only silence.
As I sit here and write this, I am both smiling and on the verge of tears. The Chatterbox was a singularity, a compendium of human recipes that when mixed together defied the old adage,
“Too many cooks spoil the broth.”
I think we were the best “broth” I have ever had.
Don Hall
5:30 AM, Sunday, 9/9/2018
28 replies on “Finally”
Way to make me cry first thing in the morning.
Sorry, Elise! They were good memories!
I am so extremely happy for you but also crying while reading this! ❤️.
Thank you always and forever for all of the love, support, and life lessons you thought me at our home away from home .
P.s. I would like the double lobster roll with curly fries. Cheese and gravy on the side. Of and NO pickle it makes the roll soggy!
🦞🍟
Thanks, Steph! You all gave me as much as I gave you!
The Chatterbox will forever be my home away from home. I love that place more than anything. I am beyond grateful for the people I have met and the memories I have made. I cant thank you enough. ❤️
Maddie, I couldn’t be happier or prouder of the way that you feel about the Chatterbox!
We will all have friends for life because of it!
Sweet Memories Don…Glad you made it through and bittersweetly concluded that chapter of your life. May the road you now take swiftly and smoothly guide you to your next chapter of life.
I am so happy for you and Paula. The Chatterbox will live on in our hearts and memories forever! I look forward to seeing your many travels. Missing you here in Sussex County, NJ. <3
Thanks Tammie!
Miss you guys too!
See you next time we’re in town 🙂
Congratulations! So many great memories over so many years! We were so happy to discover it wasn’t a car dealership! What a pleasant surprise on a rainy day. Your staff was the BEST, and we always looked forward to seeing the whole Chatterbox family on our many, many visits. We really miss seeing you all!!!!!!
Merry Christmas to you and Paula, and may the road be smooth ahead!
Thanks Sean!
You and Rebecca were a HUGE part of our experiences at The Chatterbox! I cannot thank you enough for all of the support that you gave us over the years. You guy’s started coming in on Sunday evenings almost from the beginning and evolved into one of our best customers! We LOVED when you two would walk through the door! The staff was as fond of you as you were of them. I still keep in contact with some and It helps keep that feeling alive in me. Thanks for reading this stuff! Paula and I continue to marvel at your photography skills and please keep me posted as to when your first “Nature Photo” Coffee Table Book gets published! We will be first on line to get one!
Hugs to Rebecca!
Don
To my way of thinking, when our time comes, if we don’t see places like the Chatterbox scattered around the Elysian Fields, we will have to face the fact that we ticked off the Big Guy and are doomed to forever suffer the torment of having to eternally eat mediocre hot dogs and cold fries served up by Satan and his minions
The first bite of a Chatterbox hot dog burned so nicely that I didn’t dare eat it right before announcing my next tune. The same goes double for that first French Fry that flew off the plate and went down the hatch. Speaking of lava, the coffee was always hotter than heck. I just did some basic calculations and I think I gulped down about three hundred and fifty gallons of that delicious nectar during my time there.
My Bassett Hounds Roxy and Millie together consumed at least one thousand two hundred and fifty doggie bags worth of gifts from Chef Reyes and his crew.
It was one of my greatest achievements to get Don to add sausage and pepper sandwiches onto the menu.
I’m sitting here and, just realizing now, why it is that in the past two years, I’ve lost fifty pounds and am now considered by most folks I meet to be way too thin. No matter what I do, I can’t gain an ounce. The doctors fear that I may be ice cream deficient. The heavy winds of winter now, easily pitch me around like an empty paper cup in a parking lot.
I’ve gotten fries elsewhere and hot dogs too but, they just aren’t from the good old Chatterbox.
I’ve been wondering why the doctors look me over and then, actually sit me down for a heart to heart. They give me their best argument for why I need to be heavier. I listen and then tell them how the Chatterbox is no longer open. They get suddenly quiet and shake their heads in disbelief. My words got them to see and understand my plight. Sometimes they themselves have been there too on a Saturday night. Looking around, they realized much like I often did, that The Chatterbox, in moderation, was a perfect place to go when a person had to bulk up. Now, they would have to find a new bulk-a-teria for their patients who were too light.
With a sigh, they give me the sad words that there may be no way for me to get heavier. My only hope now is to perhaps double up on my fiber pills. I’m sorry, but a fiber pill is no match for a Double Dog Basket. PS (With Don’s permission I may turn this story into a video for my you tube site. There’s at least 1500 spoken word video stories there. It’s all free to enjoy. Just go to you tube and seaarch for doc south show
Love’d it Doc!
You of course have my permission to do anything that you want to.
I am forever in your debt for everything that you’ve done for me and the Chatterbox.
You are one of the reasons that I say it was the best 15 years of my life.
Best to you and Sandy,
Don
I’ll keep them coming. You know, I also have stories in blurp or video format. If it’s ok I’ll hunt down a few and simply put the link onto the posting. If I understand it correctly, people will be able to click the link and that will make the video play. Maybe, I’ll post one or two today. Wish me luck. I’m going into the archives and, Heaven knows what I’ll find. You know what else, I must have at least 600 shows from the Chatterbox Web casts. If they’re allowed, what the heck, I say stuff a few of ’em in.
Ok here’s a treat for everyone. Chef Reyes will especially dig this because it’s about his biggest canine fan. That would be Millie the Hound. I don’t think Millie ever actually dined at the Chatterbox but, one thing is for certain. She knew all about the place just from using that big schnozz of hers to ascertain every last thing I ate while playing my tunes. I’m sure that her nose could easily pick chef our of any crowd you could hide him in. They were fast friends who never met. You should be able to view this video story of Millie with a simple click. (I hope.) https://youtu.be/VGAmK7j5cnk Let me know how it goes.
Yes, all you have to do is to click onto the odd red lettered thingamahbob and all will be well.
Here’s a story told in video format. I can always type it out but, being a blabber mouth is more my style. Enjoy.
https://youtu.be/QPitDGR6NWE If it doesn’t play let me know and I’ll try to figure out different way.
Ok! It might not hurt for me to point out what the video that I present to you is about. This is how much I thought of the young folks who worked at the Chatterbox. They were great people.
Here’s yet another one for you Don and Paula. This one is sort of based on true events and running for the glory of the chase. Be warned. This one is very tongue in cheek….or, is it? Have a ball.
https://youtu.be/BDK7Ta2MeL8
“Home away from home” just hit me like a ton of bricks. It truly was.
We miss you guys. Sending all our love.
Maria, You have no idea how much your comment meant to me. If you and others felt that way, then one of my goals was accomplished. I wanted the Chatterbox to be a place of employment where all of you could come, feel safe, learn a thing or two, make friends and hopefully make a few bucks in the process. I was “Dad” and all of you were the “Kids”. I could not be prouder than to include you all as my “Family” !
❤️❤️❤️
Ok! It might not hurt for me to point out what the video that I present to you is about. This is how much I thought of the young folks who worked at the Chatterbox. They were great people.
Ok. Here’s another. This one’s about an especially great surprise I got one day when I showed up at the Chatterbox for Saturday duty. https://youtu.be/TejkX1I-U5w
Well, here’s another memory and tale from the good old Chatterbox.
https://youtu.be/uJxupSREwKE Way more will be on the way. Enjoy
Here’s one about all these bikers that would roar into the Chatterbox Parking Lot one Sunday in spring. https://youtu.be/1WOfaC3V6vM
I will forever grieve Chicken Reyes. 😭😭😭
One of our FAVORITES !