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Finally

Please forgive me if I take a moment for a little self-indulgence.

          Yesterday we finally had a closing on the Chatterbox.

          Yay !!!

          You may ask, “What took so long?”

          There is a remarkably simple explanation to this debacle, and it is all summed up in one easy acronym, NJDOT.

          It is a terrorist organization.

          Anyway, it is finally over. Two plus years ago was our last day. A few days after that we had a get-together for any and all, present and past employees. A chance to come in, see old co-workers and say good-bye to the one old friend that we all had in common, The Chatterbox.

          The next morning when I came into the Chatterbox, I sat down and wrote the following essay.

          I hope you like it.

          Thanks for the indulgence.

It was early evening on April 30 of 2003. Twilight was setting in and I was still able to walk around in the cavernous dining room without turning any lights on.  I ambled around flipping various switches saying to myself, “I wonder what this one does?” 

        About an hour previous, I was handed the keys to what would become The Chatterbox Drive-In. Poking around the rest of the building and still flipping random switches, I wondered again,

         “What have I done, what have I gotten myself into?”

        This morning I walked into the same cavernous dining room and flicked on the small lights over the booths that light the room with an incredible welcoming glow. It was beautiful.                                                                            The sights and sounds of this once vibrant building, while now somewhat reduced, are as much a part of me as anything that I’ve ever done.

         But little by little the building is slowly dying.

         Not from any disease or ailment, just from the natural course of events that change things from year to year.

         Last night this “home away from home” was filled with many of its past and present workers. We closed the doors this past Monday, Labor Day, for the last time.

        A “farewell party” as it were. 

        It was a truly magical event that will help the Chatterbox live on in the hearts and minds of those of us who love it so much.                                                                                I know that our customers loved it, but until you live and experience the true everyday “life” of the Chatterbox you cannot appreciate the inherent vitality that was here……..

      Runners sweeping in and out of the kitchen where, if you listen closely when the door opens, you can hear the crackle of the fryers, the incessant whirr of the giant exhaust fans, and the seemingly incoherent chatter on the cooking line that keeps the kitchen running like a well-rehearsed ballet.

        “6 burgers all day”

        “Drop 3 dogs”

        “Where’s my clams?”

        “86 Lobster rolls!”

        “T5 is ready!”

        Ding! Ding! Ding! goes the bell, hurriedly summoning a food runner back who was coming anyway.

        It was all music to my ears.

        Out front, the constant patter of the customers, talking over the music, sometimes made listening to orders a challenge.

“Did you say Chatterburger or Cheddar burger?”

“No ice?”  

Or the ever popular, “You want fries with that?”

         Again, music to my ears.

        Now there is silence.

        Even the hum of the ice machine is gone.

        Somehow it seems……. right?

        For 15 years I came here early in the morning, every day, even Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Easter.

         Just to check.

         Make sure all is good.

         Now I still get here early.                                                               I’m not sure why.  There are no orders to place or receive, no employees to greet or customers to serve.

        Only silence.

        As I sit here and write this, I am both smiling and on the verge of tears. The Chatterbox was a singularity, a compendium of human recipes that when mixed together defied the old adage,

“Too many cooks spoil the broth.”

        I think we were the best “broth” I have ever had.

Don Hall

5:30 AM, Sunday, 9/9/2018

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Tennessee : A State with a sense of humor

I found my new favorite State.

Tennessee!

          Now THIS is a State with a sense of humor.

There are several classic cinematic dialogue lines that have been uttered over the years,

          “ I love the smell of napalm in the morning!”

          “Luke, I am your Father!”

          “Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

          “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn!”

Most of us are familiar with the Christmas favorite,

          National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation with Chevy Chase.

           The BEST line from Christmas Vacation…..

          When Clark looks outside in the morning and sees Cousin Eddie with a large hose in his hands emptying the holding tanks on his motorhome,

          “Shitters full!”

          Now take a look at what the Tennessee D.O.T. has posted on their electronic highway message boards…..

I rest my case.

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How ’bout them tires!

You may remember the quandary in the post entitled, “Soliloquy” To Retire or to Re-Tire.

          Unfortunately, we need to do both at the same time. We came back East to tidy up a few loose ends and while we were here, I took advantage of our proximity to Tire King in Sussex. Charlie is a good friend and was a good customer of mine at The Chatterbox. Before we left to head West, I had been meaning to get the motorhome over to Charlie so he could give me an opinion on one of the tires. It seems that the dreaded “Dry Rot” had infested it and I did not know to what degree it was considered an issue. I knew that I could trust Charlie to give me a straight answer.

          It was not the answer that I wanted.

          Not only was this tire (right front) not safe, but it turns out that the right side of the motorhome was probably exposed to the sun more than the left side because Charlie could see some issues starting on the right rear tire as well. He also discovered slit in the left rear tire. There are six tires on the motorhome, and we are now up to three that should be replaced. The two inside ones on the rear axle ,which are not exposed to any sunlight were fine. Charlie’s recommendation was to get four new tires, that way they will all be the same age and wear and put them all around on the outsides.

          He said and I quote, “ It’s really nasty when one of these blows. It tears up your motorhome. Just go over to Mike Ceccini at Country Classic Autobody and see the bunch he has over there waiting to be repaired. Not many places do repairs on these things.”

          Driving around the country, away from our normal homebased local repair facilities is nerve wracking enough without adding issues that can be simply avoided.

          Needless to say, our departure Westward will be delayed by a day so that the work can be done.

          Interestingly, Charlie’s tag line which he has had since he opened about 35 years ago is:

         Tire King, Where anyone can afford to Re-Tire”

          I guess so!