
Back in 1959, a not-so-young folk singer named Pete Seeger borrowed some verses from the Bible (Ecclesiastes 3:1-8) and used them as the basis for a song that we now all know. Sung at countless weddings and funerals, and popularized by the Byrd’s in 1965, Turn, Turn, Turn has become a staple of accepting and understanding that all occurrences have, and go in and out of, their Season.
For us, this chant could not be more true.
‘A time to drive and a time to pull over’
‘A time to Walmart and a time to Campground’
‘A time for ‘singing’ tires and a time for slow driving’
And now…..
‘A time to visit and a time to throw in the frozen towel’.
For all the right reasons, we elected to toss some carefully considered caution to the winds and drive our Home northward for this Season. We weighed all the factors, positive and negative, and after figuring out that:
Most NJ winters don’t usually ‘start’ until later.
It almost NEVER snows for Christmas
And even if it does, the temps are usually mild
Plus…
Flying during this time of year can be a challenge, and once we arrived there would be the need to rent a car for almost a month (BIG bucks!), kindly accept the many offers we had to ‘stay at our place’ which would be fine as there were many and we hopefully would not stay too long at any one hospitable location, but, we’d still need to find vittles as it would not be acceptable for any of our host’s to always feed us!
So….. after weighing all of these factors (and many more minuscule ones) we decided to pull up the chassis jacks, drop ‘er into ‘Drive’, and head North.
That first encounter with Miss ‘Temps that Haunt You’ when it dropped to 9 degrees in Tennessee on our second day on the road, should have been an Indicating Factor that we had maybe made the wrong decision. But that dye had been cast and after our frozen brakes were duly repaired, we forged on, hoping against hope that our fortune, and the weather, would take a turn for the better.
It did not and we didn’t either.
You all know how much we love living in our Rolling Castle, but we do need to admit that these Shoeboxes on Wheels are really not designed for extended stays in frigid climates.
We tried our best, we kept our water hose drained and in the warm so that we could just string it out, fill our tank, and use the 90 gallons that are tucked away in our belly. The reverse is a little more challenging as those 90 gallons (plus ‘other things’) turns into even more waste and that needs to be periodically emptied. Well, we cannot keep ‘those’ hoses inside with us, so frigid, frozen, unyielding (think your garden hose but 10 times wider) left outside in the winter and you are going to try and use it! Oops!
Then there is just the basic Coldness. We have heat but our propane tank is only 23 gallons, large enough for cooking and hot water, but definitely not large enough to keep us warm for this extended time period. So, we have several of those small ceramic electric heaters strategically placed. These require that item that we have all come to take for granted, Mr. Electricity.
This is the element that brought us to the Point of No Return, or that Frozen Towel that was introduced a few paragraphs ago.
We took the motorhome over to our favorite Fixers, Campbell’s in Lafayette yesterday for some maintenance and when we returned and set ourselves back up here at Yetter’s, well let’s just say that the term “All Hell Broke Loose” came with its own manifestation of that most highly regarded aspect of that Netherworld….. FIRE!
I plugged us back into our 50amp service and went inside. Glancing out the window I spied the telltale signs of Things Gone Wrong. Smoke! By the time I exited, the power cord was putting on its own display of Holiday Lights complete with magnificent arcing, sparks galore, and Flames of Significant Proportions, as the wire itself caught fire and proceeded to melt nicely.
We do have multiple fire extinguishers readily available, and one was duly emptied onto the offending power cord with the desired results. But, alas, it was too late to save that plug and receptacle and they lay melted in the middle of the grass, never to be used again.
Unfortunate?…… undoubtably.
Traumatic?……. you betcha!
This was our Hour of Reckoning. We had already seen the upcoming 10-Day Forecast, and it did not look promising, especially in the temp’s department. The thought of running the generator for that whole time was daunting, but I had already ordered a replacement plug from Amazon (hopefully here today) but still, that event took the wind out of our already slackened and frozen sails.
Summoning our chilly wits about us, we could hear Mr. Seeger softly singing a new verse in his Divinely Inspired song…..
“A time to stay and a time to go home”
We are taking their collective advice.
Now, borrowing a quote from another famous person, General Douglas MacArthur… “I (we 😊) shall return”!
Just like the swallows retuning to San Jaun Capistrano, come April (!) we will be rolling back up here and hopefully the Northeast will have been released from the clutches of Mama Natura and we won’t have any issues!





































































