A New NatGeo Special on Peculiar Migrations

                        The Parking Lot at Yetter’s Diner is filled with curious onlookers waiting for an event that usually occurs in the Spring. There are numerous folks outfitted with the latest in digital binoculars while others are clambering to the highest positions that they can find, primarily on the top of the dumpster. The Buzz has reached crescendo-like proportions as each day passes waiting for the rumored return of the Freeloaders, those gypsy-like travelers who appear out of nowhere and take up numerous parking spots with their gigantic migrating vehicle of choice…. The Wallowing Winnebago.

     The Good-byes had been all accomplished back in the beginning of August with the promise of “See ya next year!” ringing in everyone’s ears.

          The applause was deafening as the Freeloaders left their roost, little did they know that it was an applause of relief as those sending them off were all employees eager to get their coveted parking spots back.

               Hah! Fooled ya! Here we come again, jostling our way back into your lives and parking lot for what is being touted as (“Oh No! Here they are Again?) The Return of the Parasites.

  This has apparently upended everything as all of the usual Rites of Spring have been sent into chaos. Reports of tulips sprouting and birds migrating northward have filtered back to this region.

The Monks over at San Jaun Capistrano are having fits.

See you soon!