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Tempered Timeliness Timeline Caveats:

There is no cell phone coverage here.

I do not have any Internet here.

I did.

But not now.

I do not know why I had it (barely, but enough to get that first Post out). It once was, but is now soon departed. (I’m blaming the nefarious Sunspots or other natural occurrences)

But no worries! The Laptop with my best friend Microsoft Word, is all charged up and working nicely. The phone still takes photos, but there they stay, safe within its billion gigathings, ready to spew forth whenever this situation gets addressed and that will not be until we pull up anchor, set the sails, cast off the lines, start the motors, taxi out, and accelerate to take-off speed. (to mix all of my favorite metaphors!)

This event will be at approximately 6 AM on Monday and since I am scheduled to be pilot on the first leg, this Posting Event won’t even be attempted for several hours and who knows what type of coverage awaits us in the Western Netherworld of this voyage!

So, when we get back to Zones of Coverage these Tardy Posts will be all addressed, stamped, and dropped off at the nearest Cyber Post Office for your eventual reading pleasure.