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Life’s Questions (& Answers)

Do you ever find yourself questioning the decisions that you have made in your life?

          Do you find that sometimes you need to rationalize said decisions in order to justify your position when someone asks you why you stand where you do?

          Are you constantly searching for concrete examples of your rationalized reasons for your behavior?

          If you are basically insecure in any way (like I am) having these concrete examples to fall back on gives one some reassurance that the correct decision has been, in fact, made.

          These examples stand out as bold facts in the otherwise namby-pamby world of always questioning oneself.

          Why did I leave New Jersey?

          What am I running away from?

          Can’t you just travel a bit?

          Why does it have to be full-time?

          Are you afraid of long-term commitments?

          All of these, and countless more questions like these, beg for well thought out answers.

          Here it is.

          I have found the root solution to all of our collective wishy-washy, Charlie Brown, basic insecurities.

          Yup!

          It is as simple as that. There on the shelf sat these babies. Never seen them before, not sure if anyone else has anything like them. H.E.B. (our Texas based grocery chain) manufactures them themselves in their own facility.

          Need I say more?

          But there is still a reason to travel back east.

          Gravy Master.

          Seems that you cannot buy Gravy Master anywhere in the South. I have been through quite a few States down here so far with no luck in procuring any. Not even before Thanksgiving.

          Down here gravy is White, you know, as in Biscuits and Gravy.

          It is delicious, but not for turkey!

Alas, the quest continues, but at least I am now comfortable with my decisions and potato chips (So far)  😊

6 replies on “Life’s Questions (& Answers)”

My mouth is watering just looking at the bag. Any chance you can bring a case next time you are in New Jersey?
As for your more serious questions, I found that if I ask future me (future me is in this conversation 104 and confined to a care facility) future me always says that I will regret roads not traveled and to live every day. Unless it is a face tattoo. Future me always says WTF to face tattoos.

I’m always looking for a reason to take a ride. I’ll gladly pick up a jar or bottle of Gravy Master and drop it off. I’ll meet you at Buckee’s!

I’ll be there!You’ll recognize me, I’ll be the one with a rose in my lapel 🙂

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